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			<title><![CDATA[ Why being a dog, is better then what ever the hell you are ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/4733/t/Why-being-a-dog-is-better-then-what-ever-the-hell-you-are.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1. Doggy Style is the norm<br>2. I can sniff your crotch in public<br>3. I can hump your leg, and it be perfectly normal<br>4. I can lick my own groin<br>5. I can piss where ever the hell i please<br>6. I can role in dead animal guts, and smell like i usally do<br>7. Leather leashes, chains, and chokers are the norm<br>8. I can lick my own groin<br>9. I don't have to pay for vet bills<br>10. I have sex in your front yard<br>11. I can lick my own groin<br><br>And thats why being a dog is... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2002 17:09:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ who hates bin laden? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ post here.......<br><br>I HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI HATE HIMI... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (BeserkMonkey)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2001 14:45:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Would you have sex with a post-op transsexual? ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/4732/t/Would-you-have-sex-with-a-post-op-transsexual-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Assuming that the job is convincing and he/she looks really really hot.<br><br>And if not *Bangs hand on table* WHY NOT!?<div class='signature'><center><img src="http://adamrulz.com/dave/sharp.jpg" width="320" height="180"><br><font size="1">With friends like this, who needs Rubber Duckies?</font></center></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2001 17:10:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A conversation between C16LioConvoy and SpottedSeaCow ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5052/t/A-conversation-between-C16LioConvoy-and-SpottedSeaCow.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <img src=http://theallspark.homestead.com/files/C16LioConvoy/TVProLioConvoyVer2.gif>C16Lioconvoy: So, what's up?<br><br><img src=http://unparalleled.homestead.com/files/Cutiepie.gif>SpottedSeaCow: MOO! Salty!<br><br><img src=http://theallspark.homestead.com/files/C16LioConvoy/TVProLioConvoyVer2.gif>C16Lioconvoy: What?<br><br><img src=http://unparalleled.homestead.com/files/Cutiepie.gif>SpottedSeaCow: My bugde slitz is all damp...and I stopped producing milk.<br><br><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2001 21:27:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Every one can relax.... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Talyn has returned....<br><br>and here to celebrate, a plethora of bad jokes and such...<br><br>Enjoy ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2001 12:11:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ ::Basks in the glow of the Maniacon symbols:: ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5062/t/-Basks-in-the-glow-of-the-Maniacon-symbols-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Ahhhhh so beautiful....<div class='signature'><center><img src="http://mphage.homestead.com/files/liltop.gif"><br><img src="http://mphage.homestead.com/files/lilleft.gif"><img src="http://mphage.homestead.com/files/lilright.gif"><br><img src="http://mphage.homestead.com/files/lilbottom.gif"></center></div> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MPhage)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2001 19:17:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Announcement! Everyone read! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ *points to new personal icon*<div class='signature'><center><img src="http://chpwh02.mediaone.net/bpickral/images/fingpeoplepersonsticker.jpg"></center></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2001 05:21:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Ol Dirty Bastard is a bastard ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5061/t/Ol-Dirty-Bastard-is-a-bastard.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ That's right, bastard.<div class='signature'><center><a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/blastboardonearth" style="text-decoration: none"><img src="http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~elestrat/lboe.gif" border="0"><br><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="2" style="text-decoration: none">Zing!</font></a></center></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2001 13:22:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The I Want Thread ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5063/t/The-I-Want-Thread.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I WANT A SANDWHICH!<br><br>Now you try.<div class='signature'><center><img src="http://mphage.homestead.com/files/mphagesig.gif " width="450" height="284" border="0" usemap="#mphagesig"><map name="mphagesig"><area shape="rect" coords="210,247,254,273"><area shape="rect" coords="274,248,366,274" href="http://www16.brinkster.com/mphage/default.htm"></map></center></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2001 10:23:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Male Robots , Female Robots ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ok so cybertron has Male Robots and , Female Robots but does it have GAY Robots? Lesbian Robots?<br><br><br>If two beast wars transformers were having intercorse, would that be considered Beastiality?<br>What if you threw in some headmasters, they could play the midgets. <br><br><br>Headmasters, what kind of name is that anyways?<br><br><br><br><div class='signature'><img src="http://ourworld.cs.com/ae081121/myhomepage/matrixmakerbanner.jpg"></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2001 01:11:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I DEMAND A STINKIN' MIKE MIKSCH CLONE ROLL CALL! ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5059/t/I-DEMAND-A-STINKIN-MIKE-MIKSCH-CLONE-ROLL-CALL-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ *Whirl steps out on a stage with a drill instructers hat on. (Pay no attention to the bot in the personal pic.)*<br><br>OK MAGGOTS!!!<br>YOU HEARD ME!<br>ALL OF YOU CLONES FRONT AND CENTER!<br>I want to know how many of you pieces of filth there are!<br>NOW GET IN HERE NOW AND POST! OR ELSE!<br>Or else what you ask... WELL IT'S PRETTY BAD THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!<br><br>*Whirl waits on stage for the clones to file in and post.*<div class='signature'><center><table border="0" cellspacing="0"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2001 15:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You get ship if I get trip! ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5055/t/You-get-ship-if-I-get-trip-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Evil Wheelie say he'll be in Mayhem today! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2001 08:41:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Who wants to be a Mike Miksch Clone? ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5058/t/Who-wants-to-be-a-Mike-Miksch-Clone-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Clones are up for grabs, as I don't intend to ever use them again. Passwords for 'em are... get this... "password."<br><br>Everyone is free to use them (Them being Mike Miksch Clone, Second Mike Miksch Clone, Third Mike Miksch Clone, and Fourth Mike Miksch Clone) on condition that you do NOT change the passwords on 'em. These are now officially public domain Alt-IDs that anyone can use, I'm not giving them away on a first come first served basis for someone's exclusive use...<div... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2001 19:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ hey everyone look here ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5064/t/hey-everyone-look-here.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I the Allspark Emperor claim this as my own <br>you will allserve me for i am the Ultimate Digital Despot <br><br>alluprising will be dealt with in a swift and unjustly manner<br><br>now kneel ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2001 15:31:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hey everbody!! Come dance with me!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5057/t/Hey-everbody-Come-dance-with-me-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The AllSpark Mayhem Conga Line forms behind me! Trust me, it'll be FABULOUS!!<br><br>*starts Conga-ing around Mayhem*<div class='signature'><b>Come dance with me! It's FABULOUS!!</b></div> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Dancing Manterror)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2001 09:16:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ It is time ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5053/t/It-is-time.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ For all you toast-eaters to come out of the closet. We now live in the 21st century, a century that should no longer be filled with the same irrational shame that was so typical of the previous decades. You should stop being rude to toasters and toast-eaters in public while at home you secretly eat piles upon piles of toast. I won't name any names but you know who you are (Whirl). <br>It's time you got up, put your chest forward and shouted:<br><br> <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><b> I am a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2001 13:56:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Who thinks me and Bast should kiss and make out? ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/4724/t/Who-thinks-me-and-Bast-should-kiss-and-make-out-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Make up! Kiss and make up! oopsie typo.... that was embarrasing <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>But you knew what I ment? right? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Cat Goddess Isis)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2001 19:44:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The dirty ass poll ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5035/t/The-dirty-ass-poll.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ How long should a donkey go unwashed before it's considered dirty ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Cat Goddess Isis)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2001 19:31:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Would any one like any toast? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Would any one care for any toast? (other toasted bread products available upon request)<br><br>Note: <br>Voting in this poll means you want toast.<br>Not voting in this poll means you want toast.<br>Posting in this thread no matter what you say means you want toast.<br>Not posting in this thread well you better belive that means you want toast.<br>Saying that you want toast means you want toast.<br>Saying you don't want toast means you want toast.<br>Saying you hate taosters means you want... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2001 18:27:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Where are you going when you die? ]]></title>
			<link>http://theallspark.yuku.com/topic/5040/t/Where-are-you-going-when-you-die-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Say you die right now. Where do you expect to go in the afterlife? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2001 10:26:50 GMT</pubDate>
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